Scissors for Hitler
STEP ONE: Someone claims to be deeply offended that members of some minority are being treated just like members of the majority are. Equality under the law is portrayed as an attack on the majority, an insult and an affront to their way of life.
Left-handed children need to assimilate. Our schools are bending over backwards to accommodate these children and America can’t afford to do that. My family, like most real Americans, is right-handed. I don’t see why our taxes should be increased every year to pay for special desks and scissors for these deviants.